Why I have a blog...

There are two goals in mind for this blog:
1.In the style of Allie Brosh (hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com), I'm hoping that I can simply become famous before I graduate so I never have to decide on a real career.
2. Let's prove the "Six Degrees of Separation" theory right! If you like what I write, tell a friend, and have them tell a friend, until all the friends everywhere have been notified.

Monday, February 7, 2011

A week of Valentines: Part 1

This week, I'm celebrating my perpetual singleness by writing Valentine's on my friend's Facebook walls.

Today's turned out pretty well, so I'm gonna post it here.

Dear Valentine:

I pine for you each day. My heart bleeds and I shed tears as if I have Ebola when you are gone.

If you were a color, you would be all of them as you are the light of my life and light is merely a combination of all colors.
...
If you were a fruit, your name would be passion.

Let is run away together, fire of my loins!
-Maddi
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