Why I have a blog...

There are two goals in mind for this blog:
1.In the style of Allie Brosh (hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com), I'm hoping that I can simply become famous before I graduate so I never have to decide on a real career.
2. Let's prove the "Six Degrees of Separation" theory right! If you like what I write, tell a friend, and have them tell a friend, until all the friends everywhere have been notified.

Friday, August 27, 2010

The World Through the Eyes of a Slash Fan (Potential Series)

Today, while drivng back to my dorm from Sunmart (where I purchased cookies and creme ice cream- which is, incidentally, delicious), I stopped at an intersection.

This intersection is interesting- it contains lanes that go straight and specified left- and right-turn lanes. There is also a sad obscure lane that is designated for going straight and turning left!

I got to thinking, maybe street lanes can represent sexuality. You have straight lanes, lanes that curve, and lanes that just don't seem to care where the fuck the cars go.

Then I started thinking how chaotic the world would be without such intersections.Without the designated turn lanes, traffic would be super congested! Those that need to turn left would be caught in the never-ending-onslaught of those that simply insist they have to go straight. Those that need to turn right would be forced to wait for more than a break in cross-straight traffic.

The lanes have to work together to create peace, happiness, and timely commutes.

If only people could take lessons from their own creations.