Supernatural: Season 7 Premier

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, now onto the good stuff.

I didn't know it was possible to both hide in absolute horror and to love an episode so fucking much!

There was so much love but so much not okay between me and the Supernatural premier. I ALMOST CAN'T STAND IT!

Aside from the heartbreak of Cas basically telling them that if he sees Sam, Dean, or Bobby again he will end them- HE DIDN'T KILL THEM RIGHT AWAY!

Also- Dean being called a pet. <3

And the terrible sick scene of dead angels in Castiel's personal favorite corner of Heaven? FUCK YOU PURGATORY SOULS! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Anyway, then there's Dean rebuilding the Impala- again. Following Castiel's movements because he wants to know what his poor little lost angel is up to. T_T

AND SAM!!!! AND BOBBY!!! FOREVER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO TO SAVE/END CAS!!! (And, on a related note, Dean's utter heartbreak because he can't do anything so he's just gonna fix his damn car. Also, DEAN IN A JUMPSUIT!)

God!Cas is awesome for the following reasons:
1. He's sexy. It's canon and fanon and thus cannot be disputed.
2. He's pansexual, as I've always suspected. He doesn't care who or what it is.
3. He's a complete and utter badass.
4. He smites people- particularly Christians and Republicans which makes me lol greatly.
5. His demeanor makes for some great lines.

God!Cas is not awesome for the following reasons:
1. He allows het fans to interpret his actions as anti-Destiel. (THEY'RE JUST ON A BREAK OKAY?!)
2. He KILLS ANGELS IN AN AUTISTIC MAN'S TUESDAY AFTERNOON!
3. He allows Castiel's once pristine trench coat to fall into disrepair. IT WENT TO HELL AND BACK AND SURVIVED YOU SON OF A BITCH! You smite
4. He destroys Castiel's gorgeous face. (I admit- I was surprised. I didn't think they would pull a "your vessel is too weak!" thing. I figured that was too easy, but ooohhh welll.)


Now, some other amazing things about this episode:
1. BOBBY!!! Loving your boys and believing in Cas! <3
2. CROWLEY!!!! Facial hair and desperately hoping to conspire with the Winchesters! <3
3. SAM!!! I sad!face for you and your crazy! D:
4. IMPALA! YOU'RE BACK YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF METAL! (Stop dying on Dean before he has to make a "don't make me lose you too" speech to you!)

OUR CAS WILL BE BACK! But fuck! Leviathan!Cas is obviously their way of allowing Misha to be himself again. I mean, seriously. What is this? It's like they filmed him pretending Cas went Dark Side and then put it in the episode.

And! Cas- your last word is Dean! How utterly heartbreaking and wonderful at the same time!

...Alright, I should stop. BUT NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

A Day Well Spent

I got off my night shift at about seven this morning and drove to the nearest Walmart where I purchased season 6 of Supernatural.

The radio knew what I was doing, apparently, and immediately began talking about Jared Padalecki and "the guy who was in Days of Our Lives, whatever his name is." Clearly they're big fans who understand how ridiculed Jensen is by his cast mates.

So at that point I'm like:



Because I'm fairly certain the only reason they would say that is if they were paid to. ...Or else they're massive fans.

Anyway, I woke up around 3 and finished Percy Jackson: The Last Olympian. (WHICH I LOVED. Rick Riordan is one of my favorite people right now.)

Around this time, my roommates were both around and we spent about a half hour thoroughly amusing ourselves by piling onto one of our beds and mocking each other.

We then decided that, instead of making ourselves good, informed, people via a serious discussion about arts by Colum McCann, we would order pizza (which we neither need nor deserve) and watch Supernatural.

We ended up watching the more interesting episodes (read: the ones with enough hilarity and gay that made the other episodes worth it).

I love it. SO. MUCH. I watched like...four or five episodes before work. Which is where I'm at now. Working. :(