Why I have a blog...

There are two goals in mind for this blog:
1.In the style of Allie Brosh (hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com), I'm hoping that I can simply become famous before I graduate so I never have to decide on a real career.
2. Let's prove the "Six Degrees of Separation" theory right! If you like what I write, tell a friend, and have them tell a friend, until all the friends everywhere have been notified.

Friday, December 17, 2010

CSI: Concordia

December 17, 2010 4:20 PM

The Residence Life staff member, Carter, walked into Townhouse East 115 on a routine room inspection.

It should have been like any other day. Should being the key word.

He flipped the switch for the lights, letting the homey, yellow glow of the table lamps and Christmas lights fill the room.

A quick scan changed this from routine to absolutely bizarre.

There, in the center of the living room, was a body.

It was one of the residents, he'd had a religion class with her.



Disturbed, he moved closer, attempting to see if she had simply fallen asleep trying to cram for finals.

Of course, she hadn't.

He called the police and continued into the dorm. The kitchen was fine, clean, no signs of distress.

The hallway, however, contained another body!



Carter was horrified! He had no idea what to do so he locked the dorm and waited for the police.

Turns out the baked goods in the kitchen were actually poisoned. The fruity pebbles marshmallow treats contained a nearly untraceable poison.

The third roommate had already fled safely to Canada, she had no clue both of her roommates were now dead bodies decomposing.

1 comment:

  1. XD Hey! Those fruity pebbles marshmallow treats were perfectly edible...and deadly!! Mwa ha ha!!

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